搞笑QQ说说带图片:上课就像南孚电池,一节更比六节长

时间 • 2019-07-10 11:06:08
1. Today, the ratio of male to female is three to one, which means that a couple is a pair. 2. All said that the daughter is the intimate little cotton jacket of Dad, then, the female man is the bulletproof vest of Dad! 3. Some women wear stockings and look good. There are also some women who wear stockings and look good in stockings. Ah, how painful it is. 4. Life that has not been entered into the pit is incomplete! 5. When I was young, I liked to play hide and seek. When others hid, I went home to eat. 6. There is a question and answer on Weibo. The question “What reason have you heard the most wonderful breakup?” The answer is: 7. Classes are like Nanfu batteries, and one section is longer than six. 8. I estimate that the fried chicken shop owner will have to work with the next door sooner or later! 9. Don't let your son lose on the starting line of picking up girls! 10. What happened to the short man? Saving money is faster than you! What's wrong with my eyes? There are fewer sands than you! What happened to the body fat? Eat more food than you! What happened to the long ugly? There are fewer satyrs than you! 11. If you look at the wrong one at first, please feel free to face it. 12. Don't say that you know animals, because their "crazy world" is simply impossible for humans to understand. 13. "Not good, my Nokia is broken." "Don't tease, how can Nokia break?" "I accidentally put it under the homework" "." 14. Since I dyed my hair, no one dared to bully anymore!xx